*feels something on leg*
JESUS MOTHER FUCKING TITTIES IT’S A SPIDER
And it was then that Hooligan’s leg detached from her body as it purred at the spider that had latched itself onto it. “I love him and you can’t stop me!” shouted Hooligan’s Leg, as it began hopping away with the spider. “HE MAKES ME HAPPY AND IF YOU CAN’T LIVE WITH IT, THEN GOODBYE!” were the last words Hooligan ever heard from her leg as it hopped into the street, hailed a taxi and left for New Mexico, where it’d start a new life with its spider boyfriend and eventually win the Nobel Prize for showing us all that love truly knows no bounderies.
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